Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, January 01, 2012

New Year 2012 resolutions

Happy New Year 2012


Here are my 2012 New Year resolutions, in no particular order:
  • Find more rewarding work.  Einstein said that insanity was doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results.  I recognize that millions of Americans would simply like to find work to support themselves and their families.
  • Deepen my spiritual life.
  • Get out of debt.
  • Replace my wardrobe.
  • Blast the belly fat:  I lost 30 pounds, but still have a roll of belly fat.  I'd like to get out of the major masher Miraclesuit power panties - Spanx doesn't hold a candle to these! :-)
What are your five New Year resolutions?

Friday, December 30, 2011

New hires for Fox News?

Ann Romney, Anita Perry, and Callista Gingrich star in TV spots in advance of the January 3 Iowa caucus.
L to R: Ann Romney, Anita Perry, Callista Gingrich
Source: yahoo.com via STYLE on Pinterest

Fox News should hire these foxy blondes.  Else, their husbands can find work at Fox News: it's where washed-up Republican politicians go. :-)

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Staying young



Ernest Borgnine reveals the secret to staying young at 91.

In case you couldn't make out what he whispered to Steve Doocy, he said, "I masturbate a lot."

You mean it's not Tova's beauty line??? :-)

Thanks to Lollie Shopping via Twitter!